Dear FarPit:
Last night I got bored and all of you were tucked in your beds quietly sleeping without being knocked on the head. So I went off to find a new friend or two, but when I met the master of disaster it made me miss all of you *grins.....
The master was trying to use a line this long, it was mean and cruel and he played alone.
Then I met Kelly she was cool and sweet, til I found out what she was in for and the fact that she liked black meat...
They were fun to watch how they tried to be so cool........but I'm not a rookie or am i a fool.....oh yeah and I just had to drag Wild into this thought he'd feel honor'd to know I was thinking bout him at 2:40am.
(02:18:26 ) The (M)aster PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: Hey whore....looking for the Master...bitch??
........not even a hello?
(02:18:46 ) tnfirechic PRIVATELY whispers to The (M)aster: maybe i should be saying that same thing to you?
(02:19:30 ) The (M)aster PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: are u dom??
(02:19:37 ) tnfirechic PRIVATELY whispers to The (M)aster: maybe im a dominating female and don't like you calling me a whore or a biotch? that would mean you're the slave and in a whole heap of trouble *grins
......and in the meantime....
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(02:24:55 ) kelly PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: you bi or straight or bi curious
(02:26:46 ) tnfirechic PRIVATELY whispers to kelly: i dunno im still trying to find myself L*
(02:26:59 ) The (M)aster PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: u found a slave??
02:27:37 ) kelly PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: been there a few times
(02:28:49 ) tnfirechic PRIVATELY whispers to kelly: really? did you find what your was looking for? cuz im having a hard time........did i mention that tonight im hating men? *S
(02:29:10 ) tnfirechic PRIVATELY whispers to The (M)aster: and if i did, you're still not off of the hook L*
(02:29:52 ) kelly PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: some nice guys yes...i got laid....lol...both me and my girlfriend ....grins
(02:30:56 ) The (M)aster PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: there is a mental connection here...but u don't want to cultivate it...lol
(02:30:58 ) tnfirechic PRIVATELY whispers to kelly: you got laid in the cyber world or real world? whatcha looking in here for?
...................a mental connection? LOL.
(02:31:12 ) kelly PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: got laid in atlanta
(02:31:30 ) kelly PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: im just horny looking to cyber off
(02:32:21 ) tnfirechic PRIVATELY whispers to kelly: oh i see, good luck kelly i think im going back to bed........watch out for (m)aster he's looking for a slave and he'll call ya dirty names to turn you on LOL.....
(02:32:42 ) tnfirechic PRIVATELY whispers to kelly: and atlanta is a good place to get laid i reckon
(02:33:44 ) kinky cock PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: mmmmmmmmm i wanna lick your *beep* while i rub your *beep* and suck on my fat *beep*
....and i just wondered how the hell he was going to do all that and take care of himself? what'd he want me for? to take pictures? LOL.......
....then my new friend the master of disaster ventured off and got in more trouble....
(02:33:53 ) lil'nymph says to The (M)aster: Whore? Bitch?......*puts on my cactus strapon*
(02:34:55 ) lil'nymph says to erick: sure.....you can call...wake up the hubby...I just bet he wants to jack off to you *L*
"no, no, no!!!! don't wake up sleeping hubs"
.....brought back memories of my fireman days.....
*wheww*.
(02:36:58 ) kelly PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: you like black guys?
.........oh boy and the plot thickens.......
(02:38:50 ) tnfirechic PRIVATELY whispers to kelly: not as long as my friend -Wild In The Wind- is still alive and kicking, I won't be turning to the black side to take care of matters........Wild is a jack of all trades, if he can't do it well we have backups over here in my world......lol
(blame it on wild [img]wink.gif[/img]
(02:40:34 ) lil'nymph : I have 3 strays....it's so cool how all the do is eat...sleep...and poop
(02:40:34 ) lil'nymph : I have 3 strays....it's so cool how all the do is eat...sleep...and poop
we'll never know what she was tawkk'n about.....
(02:41:14 ) tnfirechic : just like a good man................L* eat , sleep n' poop
(02:41:27 ) lil'nymph : *L* so true
(02:41:44 ) hornyguy PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: u know it
........in the meantime my new friend kelly must of met my other new friend the (m)aster disaster cuz they both shuddup lol...
......oh boy i found snow someone else to play with too bad she's sound asleep?
(02:52:07 ) lil'nymph says to Taden: *L* ummm...because my other self is being drycleaned
she has two personalities, she'd really flip out if she met the 23!
.....sex, how come everything evolves around sex?
(02:52:33 ) bi latina slut(18) PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: mmmmmmmmmmm hi there sexy, wanna cum with me?
1cfincute - she forgot to sneeze that was the biggest turnoff haha...
....here we go...
(02:55:18 ) tnfirechic PRIVATELY whispers to bi latina slut(18): i only do fireman and just2cutes so unless your out for a sex change , strike one and unless you sell cell phones strike 2*.........and you're only 18? Kelly is looking for a new friend?
blame it on 2.
(02:53:56 ) will please you(M) says to ~Kitten~: they wil eat you out of house and home
...we'll never know what they were tawkkn' about either....
(02:57:02 ) tnfirechic : just like a good man........eatcha out of house n' home ! *grins
haha she's pissed or mad or well she wasn't taking "the im not interested in you" too very well lol....
(02:56:44 ) bi latina slut(18) PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: how bout i put on a fireman uniform and a strapon and *beep* the *beep* out of you??
(03:00:34 ) tnfirechic PRIVATELY whispers to bi latina slut(18): how bout you just slide down the pole and let me see how good you are that might change both of our minds LOL
(03:01:25 ) bi latina slut(18) PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: mmmmmmm how bout we find us a hung guy for a 3some??
(03:01:31 ) tnfirechic : not the hubs!!! don't wake up the hubs!!!!
(03:02:59 ) bi latina slut(18) PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: i want to lick your *beep* while you get *beep deep in your *beep*
(03:04:58 ) tnfirechic PRIVATELY whispers to bi latina slut(18): only 3some im gonna be on top of is going to involve two men that can keep up, and besides ~TeeJ and Spyderluv~ are in bed........the "hung guys" are few and far between...course i guess i could call down to the flower shop and wake Evo up...he could entertain you?
......i still think about all of my real friends *nods lots even at 3:06am.....*blows kisses to all of you haha
i wonder if she knew you guys cuz she didn't let the door hit her in the ass on the way out..????? what did yunz do to her?
(03:05:44 ) bi latina slut(18) : Leaves...
(03:08:17 ) tnfirechic : iim off to bed i hope all of you have sweet dreams tonight *S
(03:08:33 ) ~Kitten~ : Nite tn *S*
(03:08:39 ) lil'nymph : you too Tn *S* night
(03:08:46 ) hornyguy PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: not now . . . gotta put you to sleep first
(03:08:52 ) matt PRIVATELY whispers to tnfirechic: what do you lok like...maybe i'll dream of you
(03:10:04 ) lil'nymph : *LOL* I wonder how many ppl would actually buy a cyber condom
(03:10:37 ) tnfirechic says to matt: right now? i look like hell cuz ive been in bed and back up so i got the messy hair do, blood streeaked babye blue eyes and my Tee shirt is wrinkled....ask the next time you see me ill try to be more purdy'r than i am tonight haha *smooch
(03:11:54 ) tnfirechic : p.s......cyber condom = band aids LOL
03:12:30 ) tnfirechic PRIVATELY whispers to matt: sweet dreams matt, stay away from the (m)aster tell him you're mine LOL
(03:12:55 ) ready,eager,and willing : Enters the room...
(03:14:54 ) tnfirechic says to ready,eager,and willing: i have made new friends tonight that can satisfy all of your personalities LOL
.......to make a long story short, theres no friends like the old friends but the new friends are entertainment while the old friends get some sleep.
The mental connection just wasn't there? LOL.
Sincerely,
Tee
~The User Tee signed off at 3:17am
oh oh ohhhh..I'm a just2cute and i sell cell phones!!! Glad to know i'm the only one you'll go gay for baybe..and more glad to know you were dragging me into your "night of sin" I so woulda been there..but we were just getting kicked outta the bar at the time you posted this..next time..promise [img]wink.gif[/img]
Have I mentioned how hungover I still am??? [img]eek.gif[/img]
We're all going to Baltimore on the 15th..get your southern ass up here!!
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you did that without me? [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
i can't go that far up north or ill get a head rush LOL
Tee... Darlin' it's good to know ya were thinkin' of me that early (I miss your ass [img]tongue.gif[/img] )and and... well you know. [img]wink.gif[/img]
I'm haven' trouble with this PC... It needs your touch. [img]tongue.gif[/img] (literaly)
Come south baby! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
TN , You can always come to Las Vegas. Go west. FYI I was up that night when you went to that chat room.
pete
lol
i can't even think of a comeback for this that shows you just how screwed up my brain is right now...
i keep hearing a voice repeat that.."come down south" part and it just makes me laugh for some reason LOL.
<font size="3" face=" Arial,Tekton,">Yeah... just don't go to far south and wind up on the floor.. [img]wink.gif[/img]Originally posted by Tee Ehn:
lol
i keep hearing a voice repeat that.."come down south" part and it just makes me laugh for some reason LOL.
aaaaccccchhhoooo [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Waaaaaaaaaa!!!!! I missed out on the crazy chat. [img]frown.gif[/img] And what's this about a cell phone? Is yours outa order or whut? Been thinkin' I need to call ya sometime soon Tee.....can't seem to git my act together though......*L
I been missin' all y'all - where ya been? Seems like everything is soooooo slow - and I'm even slower!
Oh well.....guess I'll just swing 'n think, and think 'n swing......anybody wanna swing with me???
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